WHAT: Our boy, Alton Brown, was featured on The Daily Dot reviewing Amazon kitchen gadgets that are nothing short of ridiculous. If you still need to buy your mother something for Christmas, we’re pretty sure these items won’t be selling out any time soon.

STATS: The video has over 1.3 million views in just 24 hours!

WHY WE LOVE IT: If you think Amazon Reviews are funny… you’re gonna loooove this video!